Ah, I remember that day well. This time, you guys can see the situation through my (Daisy’s) eyes. Both, Mari and I, were walking back to my place with the intent to sit around and enjoy watching people walk back and forth. Unfortunately, we were stopped short by a man who was trying to get at Mari. He was walking towards us, and when he past us, he stopped Mari, specifically, to ask her for the time. He began to hit on her, ask her for her number and conversant with her.
Might I mention, not once did he think to say hi to me. Even when she told him that she was walking me back, (noticed how I emphasized on pointing me out) he looked over me completely. He looked at me, I waved, and he looked back without a hi, a nod, or any kind of gesture as if I was air. Excuse me for a moment while I say this, but what kind of imbecile overlooks a girls’s best friend? Here’s some advice to the guys out there looking for a lady friend: If that lady has a friend with her, be friendly to that friend. You may not know who she is and may not even be interested in her, but you don’t know who she is. If she ends up being a best friend, like in this case, one negative word from her means that you’re not getting anywhere. So, I stood there, quietly, until they were done.
When we got home, we laughed about the experience and pointed out his flaws. It only got worse when she saw him again. Mari and I were on the same bus when she asked for a stop by accident. Out of courtesy, she got off at that stop (which surprised me since she could have stayed on and pretended she didn’t press the stop button) and we decided to meet up halfway. As I walked towards her direction, I saw him approaching her again. Only after he left did I find out that Mari gave him his real number. He called later on and asked for sexual intercourse, in a indirect way. Another piece of advice, guys, when you’re calling for the first few times, don’t ask for condoms and for her to come over your house (Unless she’s a prostitute in Las Vegas, Nevada; last time I checked, it was illegal everywhere else) and don’t call on the same day (can you say desperate?). It makes you look bad, and you end up on some type of blog (hehehe). Needless to say, she is trying to avoid him now. Lol.
Seriously, can you get it any worse? Funny business though. Funny business.
I met this guy lets call him Tommy.I met him one time at the end of a parade and out of nowhere he just stops me and starts the following Random convo:
Him: AYO!!You look good can I get your number???
Me: Umm and whats your name………
Me: Umm okay then Tommy How old are you??
Me and Daisy exchange looks:Umm okay sure you have a phone??
Me:Okay here you go….
I gave him every right digit except for the last one and laughed to myself on the inside and said Okay well bye!!
Him:Wait where you goin wanna come to my crib
Me and Daisy another look……..Naw I cant im taking her home maybe some other time.Bye Timmy!Or was it Tommy??
in the end I felt bad for not givin him my real number.Two weeks later he sees me walking and comes over and I give him my real number…10 mins later he calls me…
Him:You got condoms??Wanna come over and get it it??
Me:Ummmmmmmm Nooooooo we just met nooooooooooooo.
Him:Its okay I know your not a dirty girl just from the way you walk and the way you look!
Me:…..Okay well thankies but no.
Since that call I have successfully lied to him and said my phone was broken and I could only receive texts.Id rather check someone out without actually speaking to them.Im too nice to just be an ass and not give him a chance.I mean hey he could just be a big freak like me who am I to tell him not to be.But just cause I am a freak doesnt mean ill just get it in with anyone Mari Jayne dont get down like that.All in all more shall deff be said about Tommy.Hey Daisy wanna go with me to chill with Tommy someday soon??LOL!
*Mari Jayne-Off To The Clouds*
Hola Tumbl-goers I am said counterpart mentioned in Daisy’s first post!All shall call me Mari Jayne (insert song here: Im in love with Mari Jayne shes my main thing she makes me feel alright she makes my heart sing! ^_^) and yes yes Im a busty one!Im what one would call being in between thick as a chocolate milk shake and just a tad chunky but no worries for some odd reason men stay attracted to that so Blehh there you go!I also live an average life but mine is filled with mostly Tumblr Ganja and Music.Since Daisy conveniently added her favorite flower I guess it would be weird and Random not to say Tulips are mine but weird and Random is how we live our lives and its gotten us this far!
So here’s the deats on Mari!And thats Ms.Jayne if ya nasty! ;*
Im all sorts of Random.
MUSIC=SANITY(their may be a few music posts…maybe)
I do enjoy the occasional packed Bowl (not occasional atall actually I do it everyday!lol)
I also go by Ms.Packman because of the above statement lol!(so if that shows up anywhere on this blog then you wont be so confuzzled)
Im a big freak(not the creepy kind the sexual kind!! ^_^)
And im a Libra
So thus marks said start of this blog my friend and I decided to make.Cant promise everyone will be satisfied but I know I will be and she will be too!
*Mari Jayne-Off To The Clouds*
Hi, all that have mysteriously wandered to this weblog place. This post will be informing you, who are graciously reading this far, about me. Well, actually about us. You see, this tumblr belongs to two people. And these two people will be doing this blogging business. It may be about random encounters in our lives, about love, or any other bee’s knees that we would like to share with you all.
In any case, I’ll start with me.
You guys can call me Daisy (insert jingle here ie. A dallop, a dallop, a dallop of Daisy). I would give you guys my favorite flower, but forget-me-not seems too long to be a name. I live an average life, but those are always the best lives to lead since you can relate many pieces of my life to yours. Being a female, with a medium size bust, waist, and posterior, I do not have the physical charm that attracts other sexes, unlike my busty counterpart blogger. In consequently, that means I will not be posting many, if any, random encounters with people who have tried to “get wit me.” [Misspelling intended] On the other hand, I will probably be posting my side of the story when someone, mainly males, try to hit on my counterpart (yes we know each other in reality, no we are not together).
I will try my best to keep you guys entertained, though. So thanks for reading.
I’m sure you have had enough of me for now. I’ll see you next time.